tertiamortem:

catlass s’est abonné à votre blog.

I thought I saw a pussy cat.  Are you lost, kitten?

Maybe~ Care to guide me around, handsome?



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass:

You’re not? Oh, and for a moment there, I thought you were off-limits~ -Smiles coyly, resting a hand on his forearm-

Mama’s doing just fine. Well, as long as she’s living the way she wants and not in jail, that makes her fine.

-Glances at her and smiles crookedly- Selina had him claimed, then? I’m not really surprised. 

I may be a thief, but I respect what Mama claims for herself.

-Tiptoes to reach his eye level- So, Batsy, am I on your naughty list?

-Lifts eyebrows playfully- Depends. Acquired any precious stones, lately?

Oh I found a real gem tonight. -Smirks-



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

You’re not? Oh, and for a moment there, I thought you were off-limits~ -Smiles coyly, resting a hand on his forearm-

Mama’s doing just fine. Well, as long as she’s living the way she wants and not in jail, that makes her fine.

-Glances at her and smiles crookedly- Selina had him claimed, then? I’m not really surprised. 

I may be a thief, but I respect what Mama claims for herself.

-Tiptoes to reach his eye level- So, Batsy, am I on your naughty list?



mais-oui-fifi:

56 carat Amethyst necklace by Tiffany & Co
Division of Mineral Sciences, Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History
Photo:  Chip Clark

I’ve got my eye on you~

mais-oui-fifi:

56 carat Amethyst necklace by Tiffany & Co

Division of Mineral Sciences, Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History

Photo:  Chip Clark

I’ve got my eye on you~



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

-Chuckles- Right, of course.

The Robin mantle’s been retired, actually. 

Aww, no more birdie? -Pouts slightly, resting her hands on her hips- What about the cute Bat Girlie? She still hanging around you?

You may have to be more specific, there. I know a good handful of cute Bat-girls, all of which are doing just fine. -Smiles lightly-

Mmm, the one I’m familiar with wears the black, super tight, super sexy suit~

You’re much nicer than I remember. Is that why Mama likes you so much?

Ahh, yes. She’s probably fine. I haven’t spoken to her in a while, though.

Oh. -Laughs nervously- Looks like we’re both a little confused. I’m not the original Batman.

How’s Selina doing, speaking of which?

You’re not? Oh, and for a moment there, I thought you were off-limits~ -Smiles coyly, resting a hand on his forearm-

Mama’s doing just fine. Well, as long as she’s living the way she wants and not in jail, that makes her fine.



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass started following you

Steph? You’re looking a little more feline than I ever recall seeing you.

Oh~? The big old Bat knows little ol’ me? Did Mama tell you?

Can’t say she has… I must have you confused with someone I know.

So, Selina’s on board with the whole hero-sidekick archetype now?

Pffft, I’m Mama’s partner~ Sdiekick is what you heroes do.

Where’s your own cute lil birdie~?

-Chuckles- Right, of course.

The Robin mantle’s been retired, actually. 

Aww, no more birdie? -Pouts slightly, resting her hands on her hips- What about the cute Bat Girlie? She still hanging around you?

You may have to be more specific, there. I know a good handful of cute Bat-girls, all of which are doing just fine. -Smiles lightly-

Mmm, the one I’m familiar with wears the black, super tight, super sexy suit~

You’re much nicer than I remember. Is that why Mama likes you so much?



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass started following you

Steph? You’re looking a little more feline than I ever recall seeing you.

Oh~? The big old Bat knows little ol’ me? Did Mama tell you?

Can’t say she has… I must have you confused with someone I know.

So, Selina’s on board with the whole hero-sidekick archetype now?

Pffft, I’m Mama’s partner~ Sdiekick is what you heroes do.

Where’s your own cute lil birdie~?

-Chuckles- Right, of course.

The Robin mantle’s been retired, actually. 

Aww, no more birdie? -Pouts slightly, resting her hands on her hips- What about the cute Bat Girlie? She still hanging around you?



thecowlrestored:

catlass:

thecowlrestored:

catlass started following you

Steph? You’re looking a little more feline than I ever recall seeing you.

Oh~? The big old Bat knows little ol’ me? Did Mama tell you?

Can’t say she has… I must have you confused with someone I know.

So, Selina’s on board with the whole hero-sidekick archetype now?

Pffft, I’m Mama’s partner~ Sdiekick is what you heroes do.

Where’s your own cute lil birdie~?



thecowlrestored:

catlass started following you

Steph? You’re looking a little more feline than I ever recall seeing you.

Oh~? The big old Bat knows little ol’ me? Did Mama tell you?



snarkbats:

catlass:

It’s not my fault that you birdies can’t bear to catch me and have me put away~ And you all do look so nice in the rain. All wet~

You really should watch that tongue of yours. For me, my ego grows. For others, they might just cut it out or sew your mouth shut. Heh, and what can I say? I don’t like getting fur on my gauntlets.

I’m just being honest~ Considering how so little you birdies think of me. -Pouts- And don’t be silly. I always make sure I’m fur free before a night in the city~